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Red Tie Red Tie

Rated 4 / 5 stars

OK I'm gonna be hated for this *Grammatical errors are not intentional*

I get that you would like to make a really scary horror movie and that the ambient would have to be like it is for it to be "scary"

But this shit makes Scary Movie look frightening...
I think it was far too predictable and borderline dumb

I see no point for any part of the story
It doesn't dwell on on any point to frighten you

Why did the guy kill himself?
Why is it scary that hes dead?
Why would the "farmer" react to this in that way?
Wouldn't he rather look down the well and see what in the actual fuck just happened?

AND THE REPETITIVE BLINKING ON THE SCREEN IS SIMPLY A STUPID ADDITION TO A VERY FUCKED UP (and not in a scary or interesting kind of way) AND SOMEWHAT RETARDED "Movie"

Now I apologize for the rage out...

Its good... but it could have been better and maybe giving people a reason to be afraid other than just showing them gore would be a good Idea

And if you ant to give it a "dark ambiance" then maybe you could have used a slightly less cartoony art style

Parts like the flip of the book take away the attention from the man and tend to make me think im watching something that came out of disney...

Now... I think that visually... it looks kinda bad... Im sorry

But Ill give you something The sounds are pretty good

Except perhaps that ridiculous yell near the end... along with the reference to "The Scream" was, in my opinion TACKY

So yeah

4 stars still
If you fall get back up
OK?

-A9-



Internet Internet

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Shit, I rarely ever write a review
Because mostly they're ignored
But I might as well try
What you're saying with this animation is true
And it happens with almost every good thing out there
I have nothing against people who take other peoples work and credit them for it
At least then they're acknowledging his/her talent
But when people start stealing other peoples work
It makes a mess that ends up DROWNING the internet full of (slightly altered yet repetitive) BULL$H!T
If you forgive my language

So if you saw this and aagree with its point
then
Im not asking you to go out there and start a riot
Just as an advice
Try to do what you can to make at least those that listen to you understand that
For theirs
And Everybody's Sake
They should respect other peoples work

Or You know what
If you disagree
Then Fuck You
And Fuck Everything

I did my part
I tried

A9 Out...


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The Nightmare Island The Nightmare Island

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I liked it

Although it seems like the captain is a reference to billy from billy & mandy


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Recent Game Reviews


Git Gud Git Gud

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I Am confused by meself...



Jogh's Trail Jogh's Trail

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I like the idea of the darkness surrounding you and impairing your vision. Its not bad, but it needs a lot more work before it can call itself a "full game"



Flash Mahjong Flash Mahjong

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I get it. I dont like it. Too, Boring.

Im sorry


Recent Audio Reviews


Fatality. Fatality.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

May the gods of METAL Smile upon You

This Is one of the Best songs ive heard in a while thanks man



Love Thing Love Thing

Rated 5 / 5 stars

DUUDE

This shit is preetyy gooooood i like it so muck im maybe doing a video with it ...


Metalcan responds:

Thanks a lot, that would be cool!

Recent Art Reviews


Party Wolves Cover Party Wolves Cover

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Stains Man!

Surreal Dark and with a touch of insanity, I LIKE IT


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Days of the Week Days of the Week

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Excelent Work

I like the way it places suicide as a casual routine, thus explaining how nowadays is very common and popular to commit such atrocities.
Even if you didn't express that message on purpose, the way I see it is telling me you either wated to say that, or you just really wanted to die...

DONT DO IT MAN!



Suffer No Guilt Suffer No Guilt

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awsome

The INK as blood in the stargives it a special touch and make it look kinda like the soviet star, LIOOKS GREAT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!


Jakubias responds:

Hah, thanks!